>Here are a few things you have probably never thought about:
>Can you cry under water?
>How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
>Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. . but it’s only a “penny
for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
>Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?
>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>What disease did cured ham actually have?
>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake
up like every two hours?
>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to
see you naked anyway.
>Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural
>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re
both dogs!
>If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
didn’t he just buy dinner?
>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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